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英文朋友圈開心的說說

1、人間太大了,探頭看了一下還是乖乖縮回你心間好了。

The world is too big, probe to see or obediently retract your heart.

2、如果我想你,那么一陣風也是你,一棵樹也是你,一朵云也是你。

If I miss you, then a gust of wind is you, a tree is you, a cloud is you.

3、不想這樣熬夜失眠的想你,只想跟你一起睡覺。

Don't want to stay up late like this, I just want to sleep with you.

4、我伸出手你不會跟我走,于是我伸出了腳把你絆倒,你果然追我了。

I stretched out my hand and you would not follow me, so I stretched out my foot and tripped you. You really chased me.

5、跟我在一起,咱倆手牽在一起肯定特好看。

It must be very nice to be with me and hold hands together.

6、生活好難啊,隨時隨地都想躺地上撒嬌。

Life is so hard. I want to lie on the ground and play coquettish anytime and anywhere.

7、你頭發還有很多,可以繼續學理科。

You still have a lot of hair. You can go on with science.

8、我承認我脾氣不好,可是我很好哄啊。

I admit I have a bad temper, but I'm easy to coax.

9、上晚自習玩手機最怕的就是全校停電,然后從你那發出一道白光。

Last night I learned to play mobile phone, the most afraid is that the whole school power failure, and then send a white light from you.

10、不管什么天氣,記得隨時帶上自己的陽光。不管什么遭遇,記得內心裝滿開心的童話。

No matter what weather, remember to bring your own sunshine. No matter what happens, remember the happy fairy tales in your heart.

11、別人都是笑起來很好看,而你是看起來很好笑。

Everyone else laughs pretty, and you look funny.

12、小時候常常尿濕被子,長大后常?逎裾眍^。

When I was a child, I used to wet the quilt, and when I grew up, I used to cry and wet the pillow.

13、你喜歡的人我都討厭,你討厭的人我都殺掉。

I hate all the people you like. I kill all the people you hate.

14、愛上一個人是沒有理由的,愛上了之后,她的一切就成了理由。

There is no reason to fall in love with a person. After falling in love, everything becomes a reason.

15、公布成績的那一刻,最容易得心臟病。

At the moment when the results are announced, you are most likely to have a heart attack.

16、入秋了,打開衣柜一看,我該逛街了,打開錢包一看,我還年輕,不冷。

It's autumn. When I open the wardrobe, it's time for me to go shopping. When I open my wallet, I'm still young and not cold.

17、離開的人越來越多,留下的人越來越重要。

More and more people leave, and the people who stay are more and more important.

18、眾里尋她千百度,踏平腳下路,驀然回首細環顧,大嬸大娘無數。

Many people look for her, step on the road, suddenly look back, aunt countless.

19、長得丑怎么了?只要不照鏡子,惡心的又不是我自己。

What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me that's disgusting.

20、低頭看看自己的肉,真是甩也甩不掉的溫柔。

Look down at your own meat, it's really gentle.

21、太陽下去明天依舊爬上來,老子考砸明天還是一樣的嗨。

If the sun goes down, I will still climb up tomorrow. If I fail in the exam, I will still be as hi as tomorrow.

22、我能想到最浪漫的事,就是我吃東西你付錢。

The most romantic thing I can think of is that you pay for my food.

23、這天真的是太熱了,想找個人冷戰幾天。

It's too hot this day. I want to find someone to fight for a few days.

24、建議你喜歡我,我回消息賊快。

I suggest you like me. I'll get back to you soon.

25、放在心上的男孩,以后也要放在床上。

The boy in the heart will be put on the bed in the future.

26、每天都處在心有余而睡眠不足,心有余而智商不足,心有余而余額不足的狀態。

Every day, we are in a state of surplus heart and insufficient sleep, surplus heart and insufficient IQ, surplus heart and insufficient balance.

27、你才二十歲,沒遇到喜歡的人很正常,越往后你會發現,大概是遇不到了。

You're only 20 years old. It's normal that you don't meet someone you like. The later you find out, maybe you can't meet them.

28、要不是打不過你,早就和你翻臉了。

If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have turned against you.

29、昨天撿了一塊鼠標墊,想配臺電腦,大家說還缺些啥呢?

Yesterday, I picked up a mouse pad and wanted to match it with a computer. What are you missing?

30、我是一個很有原則的人。我的原則是,好吃的在哪里,我就在哪里!

I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the delicious food is, I will be there!

31、生命里最重要的三件事,想你睡你想睡你。

The three most important things in life, I want you to sleep, I want you to sleep.

32、貧窮是一襲薄薄的門簾,我在這頭,頭等艙在那頭。

Poverty is a thin curtain, I'm here, first class is there.

33、小哥哥我給你賣個萌,你給我一個小愛心好不好。

I'll sell you a cute little brother. How about you give me a little love.

34、我其實是個天使,之所以留在人間,是因為體重的關系。

I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay in the world is because of my weight.

35、你前半生沒有我,那么就讓我陪你走完后半生。

You didn't have me for the first half of your life, so let me accompany you for the second half.

36、這輩子太癡情了,下輩子有機會腳踩八條船。

This life is too infatuated, the next life has the opportunity to step on eight boats.

37、我曾經也是學霸,只是好奇學渣的世界,進去看看,結果就迷路了。

I used to be a student bully, just curious about the world of learning scum. When I went in, I lost my way.

38、人常說不要讓青春留白,所以我把它抹黑了!

People often say don't leave youth blank, so I blacked it!

39、別人同學的照片都能當壁紙,而我同學的照片只能當表情包。

Other students' photos can be wallpaper, while my classmates' photos can only be expression packs.

40、我以為我喜歡好看的人,后來才知道只是我喜歡的人都很好看。

I thought I like good-looking people, but later I knew that only the people I like are very good-looking.

41、希望今天的夢里有,酸奶薯條蛋糕草莓,還有你。

I hope today's dream includes yogurt, chips, cake, strawberries, and you.

42、論喜歡你,我可是天下第一。

As for liking you, I am the best in the world.

43、誰說你沒有毅力的,單身這事你不就堅持了好幾十年嗎?

Who says you don't have perseverance? You've been single for decades?

44、打雷的時候,站在大樹底下,對老天爺說,我也要穿越!

When thundering, stand under the big tree and say to the God, I will cross too!

45、當你生活不順心的時候,不要慌?纯茨愕腻X包和存款,哭出來就好了。

Don't panic when you're having a bad life. Just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

46、追星你又得不到他,不如追我,我三兩下就到手了。

If you can't get him, you'd better chase me. I'll get it in three or two.

47、如果有人問起,你怎么變胖了,你就說忘了。不要解釋,越解釋越悲傷。

If someone asks how you get fat, you say you forget. Don't explain. The more you explain, the sadder you will be.

48、如果我能原諒你的庸俗,那么你能原諒我的裝逼么?

If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my pretense?

49、人們喜歡春風,厭惡寒風,其實寒風是無辜的,是溫度在使壞!

People like the spring wind and hate the cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent. It is the temperature that makes it bad!

50、想跟你朝朝暮暮,嗯嗯啊啊。

I want to be with you day and night, Mm-hmm.

51、不要凡事都為自己找借口,別一便秘就怪地心沒引力。

Don't make excuses for yourself in everything. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

52、現在的小朋友一個比一個甜,我是不是也得甜一些呢。

Now the children are sweeter than each other. Do I have to be sweeter, too.

53、我的男朋友很會為我考慮,為了不打擾我,十多年一直沒來找我,這很暖心。

My boyfriend is very considerate for me. In order not to disturb me, he hasn't come to me for more than ten years, which is very warm.

54、你是最好的,如果真有人比你好,我就裝作沒看見。

You are the best. If someone is better than you, I pretend not to see.

55、如果你吃了虧,千萬不要喝水,不然你會變污的。

If you eat a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

56、長肉這事有種沖胸來,別老沖肚子。

There's a rush to the chest when it comes to growing meat. Don't rush to the stomach all the time.

57、全世界都在忙著談戀愛,只有我在忙著寫作業。

The whole world is busy with dating, only I am busy with my homework.

58、不和我聊天,是怕我偷你表情包么?

Don't chat with me, is afraid I steal your expression bag?

59、考試就像大姨媽,有時候會推遲兩天,但肯定會來。

The exam is like a great aunt. Sometimes it will be postponed for two days, but it will definitely come.

60、別拿青春賭明天,輸了就沒有明天了。

Don't bet your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

61、不要挑戰姐得脾氣,姐得黑名單里比你好友還多。

Don't challenge your sister's temper. She has more friends in the blacklist than you.

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